i woke up today wondering whether half of the world knows how the other 3/4 of the world lived

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i just met someone whose face could launch a thousand ships… albeit in the opposite direction

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on the beach

there was this young woman frolicking on the beach who appeared to have been poured into her bathing suit but had forgotten to say when…. from afar she looked like a whale that had deliberately beached herself until she moved closer to us and on close inspection found that a second edition of her chin had been published.

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Stuck in a hole with as much chance as a blind man with one arm trying to get out of a bunker with a fork!

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i should stop dating women old enough to be my wife!

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E noho iho i ke opu weuweu, mai ho`oki`eki`e.

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pinging thru ping.fm… cool

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a pretty woman on my left, a blue hawaii on my right… the sun is setting and all is well in paradise

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narcissus

i look at me and i see me

i smile at me and smiles i see

but when i frown, he frowns at me

and when i see, he too sees me

 

who is this guy in front of me?

whose cheery smile i clearly see

and every time i turn to see

he’s just as great at me!

Published in: on April 13, 2009 at 11:56 am Leave a Comment
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come with me and be my love

come with me

and be my love

let everyone then see

how angels from above

came down to give me thee

 

come then

and feel my heart

it beats only when

we’re one and not apart

like wings of Icarus unmolten

 

come here 

and be with me

let love bring us near

together we shall be

one soul without fear

 

come sing 

and rejoice with me

for all that happiness bring

let everyone then come see

my queen, my reason for being

 

come love

be not cold

like hale from above

for as we age and grow old

we now be blest by Jove

 

come now

and we shall see

a truely blessed vow

a union of you and me

a love for all to know

 

come with me

now my love

let everyone then see

how an angel gave me love

and how love should really be

Published in: on April 7, 2009 at 6:55 am Leave a Comment
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