The Women I Know

MYE: She has a very big bed and as with all sleepers in very large beds she worked the bed like a figure-skater on ice.

LAURA: I compare her to that of a cuckoo… And I was insulting the bird.

JANE: Being with her was like sport shooting. My only apprehension is whether I’m in the right or wrong end of the gun.

The iN-Chick: She sleeps like a log that has fallen on its side and refuses to move but snores like a pig being slaughtered.

MYRNA: She begs to be noticed just as a fly beckons to be noticed as it zoom around your food.

INNIE: We have the perfect age-old combination: she was the Ham to my Eggs.

The Women I Know

ELLIOT:  she’s the kind of friend you can always count on. Like the sign nailed on the Meralco post. “TUBERO 24Hrs 4167478″ always there, always available. That’s why I and her friends love her.

The Women I Know

IRENE: her only redeeming quality is that she has nice teeth. Apart from her teeth, she has the most endearing personality of a blood-sucking flea that looks down on everyone’s ass from her high and mighty seat. 

The Women I Know

Another I/Me: I do not know her, but I know her kind. But like the sheep and the fox, she might as well be one or the other. Unquestionably a  meek predator, a proverbial Fox in Sheep’s skin. But unlike all the other foxes that prey on the weak, this sly fox preys or plays on the strong. her wiles conquer men weak enough. Irresistible as she is, i am blessed to meet another me – A Prettier and Sexier me, and i am pleased. And so i see myself in the mirror and imagined how the other me would look like… Naked.

i surrender

i surrender myself to passionate women

i will go stay with  her who longs for me

and with those women whose warm blood stirs my senses

they are sufficient for me 

for now

they do not deny me

i see they are worthy of me

their flesh glows with divine suppleness and strength

 

i draw them close to me

i can not let them go

 

enveloped in sleep

my fair maidens

they refuse to wake at the touch of any man but me