i just met someone whose face could launch a thousand ships… albeit in the opposite direction

Published in: on May 20, 2009 at 2:41 pm Leave a Comment

on the beach

there was this young woman frolicking on the beach who appeared to have been poured into her bathing suit but had forgotten to say when…. from afar she looked like a whale that had deliberately beached herself until she moved closer to us and on close inspection found that a second edition of her chin had been published.

Published in: on May 8, 2009 at 5:01 am Leave a Comment

Stuck in a hole with as much chance as a blind man with one arm trying to get out of a bunker with a fork!

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