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i cant stay in one place for a long time coz i have this fear i’d grow roots and turn into a tree and cant travel.

Published in:  on August 24, 2009 at 11:29 am Leave a Comment

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i’d rather be lonely alone than be miserable with someone else.

Published in:  on August 22, 2009 at 2:34 am Leave a Comment

My Super Ex-GF

i had a wonderful dream last night. i dreamt i was with darna and wonder woman last night only to wake up beside My Super Ex-GF with the hotel room all disheveled. shucks

My Super Ex-GF ate like a whale that has just come out of a strict vegetarian Diet of kelp.

I told My Super Ex-GF if she continued eating like this, she’d end up looking like a Transgender Humpty Dumpty with dimples.

Published in:  on August 18, 2009 at 4:58 am Leave a Comment