10. Paris Hilton – because of her eyes, they glow with night vision… and also because of her sister, Nicky Hilton ( i love cat-fights)
9. Bai Ling – i saw her in Crank2 and i thought she could handle herself and i’d feel safe with her.
8. Kim Kardashian – She has a Hot mom, hotter sister Kourtney Kardashian and i think i can beat Bruce Jenner in a Race.
7. Britney Spears - so she’d stop following me in Twitter (Fuck_Brｉtney).
6. Ethel Booba – coz her really name is Ethyl, yes like the alcohol. and she’s got big boobs
5. Ruffa Mae Quinto – coz she has bigger boobs “To the highest level!”.
4. Giada Di Laurentiis – she cooks well but has ugly hands. and she knows 101 uses of whipped cream (i only know 1).
3. Mahal - a very good cleaner, she can reach places i can’t, like under the tables and chairs. and brad and angelina’s gonna adopt her.
2. Ai Ai Delas Alas - i’d love the chance to do some mandibular reconstruction on her.
and the top woman i love to marry:
1. Ivanka Trump – coz she’s ivanka, and i’d love to touch donald’s hair.
