Medical Intern taking my History: How are you today sir? ME: Same as yesterday, Still sick.
Medical intern taking my History: I mean sir, how do you feel today? ME: i feel like vomiting all over you. (at this point, intern moves to the foot of my bed)
Medical Intern taking my History: What else do you feel like? ME: i feel like having a Banana. (intern hands me a banana)
Medical Intern taking my history: Any HIstory of Asthma sir? ME: Yes, i have a history with Asthma. My last GF was Asthmatic.
Medical Intern taking my history: No in mean sir, Are you Asthmatic? ME: oh, only when i cant breathe, which isnt often.
Medical Intern taking my history: i mean, SIR, do you have a history difficulty breathing? ME: oh yeah, especially underwater.
Medical Intern taking my history: Do you have difficulty urinating? ME: Yes, specially when im having an erection.
Medical Intern taking my history: Are you taking any medications Sir? ME: Yes, im taking a shot vodka every evening.
