i cant stay in one place for a long time coz i have this fear i’d grow roots and turn into a tree and cant travel.
My Super Ex-GF
i had a wonderful dream last night. i dreamt i was with darna and wonder woman last night only to wake up beside My Super Ex-GF with the hotel room all disheveled. shucks
My Super Ex-GF ate like a whale that has just come out of a strict vegetarian Diet of kelp.
I told My Super Ex-GF if she continued eating like this, she’d end up looking like a Transgender Humpty Dumpty with dimples.
on the beach
there was this young woman frolicking on the beach who appeared to have been poured into her bathing suit but had forgotten to say when…. from afar she looked like a whale that had deliberately beached herself until she moved closer to us and on close inspection found that a second edition of her chin had been published.
Blogging from my 2.0 iPhone
Here I go again, but this time I’m rambling thru the wordpress app in my iphone2.0. Cool.
I woke up this morning thinking there’s a lot of money out there and it’s not in my pocket. Hmm… How to, how to?
My Dear Jane Letter
This was a letter I once wrote a girl who wanted more than I was willing to offer. I tried to be as gentle as possible so as not to offend her. So here goes.
“I had evaluated our friendship with boundless delight. If I were to accept your proposal for a steady relationship, it would be impossible for me to fall in love with someone else of lower standard. As it would be unthinkable that in the next thousand years, I shall find someone nearly equal to you, I am, to my regret, compelled to repudiate your divine affection as you might be better-off with someone more worthy of your enduring love and beg you to overlook my short-sightedness.” Whew!
