MARIOism

Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you’ll miss them.

Doctor Mario’s 1st law of Heredity: If your parents did not have children, neither would you.

The Golden Rule of ForePlay: Undo unto other as you wish others to undo unto you.

The Lost and Found Law: You always find what you are looking for at the last place you looked.

The Law of Individualism: If I were you, I wouldn’t be me.

I need to buy a new bed – for rest and foreplay!

Some people appear to be horrible people, but if you truly try to get to know them in person, they turn out to be even worse.

THE LAW OF INCREASING IMPORTANCE:   Always use people, it increases their worth.

Everything is possible for a man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

The Foot-In-Mouth Law: If there is one wrong thing to say, chances are it will be said.

The Law of Diminishing Wealth: I started with nothing, and I still seem to be making more of it.

If things go terribly wrong, I just smile and think of someone I can blame it on.

The Law of Simple Thinking: Everything is a nail to a child with a toy hammer.

When stupidity will suffice, there is no need for any other explanation.

The Universal Law: Nothing that happens is impossible.

The ASS’s  Rule: Every ass loves to hear itself bray.

Some men are lucky, they wake up in the morning and look at their wives and nothing worse will ever happen to them the rest of the day.

Dating is like eating a lot of oysters, hoping to find a pearl.

People who knows something we don’t are WRONG!